forhaloes:

its just me and the album i decide to have on repeat this week

awrats:
“this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out
”

awrats:

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

writingsforwinter:

i wish it were easier to ask people, “can i just have a little extra love today”

thebootydiaries:

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

phaxes:
“ via weheartit
”

phaxes:

via weheartit

tockthewatchdog:

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

sad-plath:

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

poussbae:

physicsmagics:

physicsmagics:

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho